The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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