so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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