talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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