Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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