Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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