It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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