I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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