his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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