I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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