What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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