No subtext here. People are naked.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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