My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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