Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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