even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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