theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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