There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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