I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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