There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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