He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
How does it feel to date your dad?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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