there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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