we're blogging at a bar
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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