I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so let's talk penis.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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