I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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