I am in a vortex of obligation.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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