but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
i think i just lost a toe
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
