How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize