Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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