I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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