I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
