Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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