does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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