Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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