why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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