Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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