How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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