Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
it hurts more in the daytime
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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