This dress was meant to end up on your floor
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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