Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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