She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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