I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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