We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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