Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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