Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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