Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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