fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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