He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
i now understand why vodka
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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