no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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