worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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