Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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