no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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