I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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