try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. đź’€
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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