do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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