So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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