Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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