Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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